Dear Beard, Go Fuck Yourself- Love, A Nonbinary Person

My facial hair is my mortal enemy.

Photo by Igor Rodrigues on Unsplash

Dear Beard,

We’ve been through quite a lot together, haven’t we? And by that, I mean you put me through a lot, haven’t you? Quite the relentless bully you are, sticking to me and imposing your power onto me. I was lucky, too, and I didn’t even know it. You didn’t start coming around until…